If the thought of seeing a foul-mouthed 11-year-old girl who is a merciless assassin, trained be to as lethal with ninja stars and knives as she is with guns interests you, then Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass based on the graphic comic of the same name, easily checks all these boxes.
Kick-Ass is something different. I went into this movie not completely understanding what to expect. What I got was the excitement of seeing Mindy Moretz, aka Hit-Girl killing 30 guys in 30 seconds.
Superhero films have been all the rage. So, let me fill in the blanks for Kick-Ass - Action-packed, uber-violent, extremely self-aware affair.
The story centres on Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a geeky New York teenager. After getting mugged for his lunch money, and noticing that a nearby resident did nothing, Dave asks why there aren’t superheroes in real life. Then he decides to do it – become a real life superhero – an ordinary one. He dons a cheap green-and-yellow internet-bought wetsuit, dubs himself Kick-Ass and sets forth to battle baddies. At first it seemed a little hard to empathize with him, but as the story progresses you will. The character is over done and a bit cliché but the addition of the wannabe superhero angle is what makes it work.
There’s only caveat. Kick-Ass is not the one doing most of the ass kicking.
At the same time we are introduced to the subplot of this movie: the existence of another masked duo – Big Daddy and Hit-Girl, with a humorous scene of the father, Damon Macready (Nicolas Cage) teaching his daughter, Mindy (Chloe Grace Moretz) what it feels like to be shot.
The father-daughter team have been slowly but surely taking down the criminal empire of local Mafioso, Frank D’Amico. And, as Kick-Ass gets drawn into their no-holds-barred world of bullets and bloodletting with Frank’s son, Chris (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), now reborn as Kick-Ass’s arch-nemesis, Red Mist – the stage is set for a final showdown between the forces of good and evil.
Kick-Ass is a rare breed of awesome. When Hit-Girl introduces herself by spitting out arguably the most cursed word in the English language and proceeds to slice and dice grown men twice her size while her dad watches and critiques, it becomes clear that Kick-Ass will put its foot through any previously conceived notion of what a juvenile can or cannot do or say on film.
The argument could be raised that Hit-Girl’s presence and behavior is merely for shock value, but there is a reason behind her malicious portrayal. This girl was not raised under what could be considered “normal circumstances”. She is her father’s daughter, for better or worse.
Much to my delight, Nicolas Cage really stepped up his game as Big Daddy best described as Batman with a shotgun. Chloe Moretz stole the show in every sense of the word as Hit-Girl. Nicolas Cage is a great talent who has done a lot of really bad movies, so seeing him as a vigilante father who with the help of his young daughter brings crime to its knee’s was the definition of refreshing.
Chloe Moretz’s portrayal of Hit-Girl can be summed up with, she has a huge future. I can imagine that she now has a lot of pre-teen girls and boys swooning over her.
The movie takes a lot of chances and throws the typical superhero movie on its head. The language is inappropriate, the violence is extreme and the comedy is tight. It’s the kind of superhero movie that appeals to the mature comic book film fans who are frankly tired of the direction that Spiderman has gone and are waiting impatiently for a Dark Knight sequel.
Where Iron Man is feel good ass kicking good times, Kick-Ass is feel good gruesome ass kicking with limbs flying off, blood on the floor and teeth in the sink, enough carnage and enough 11-year-old ass kicking courtesy of Hit-Girl.
Inserting an adolescent with a sailor’s mouth and assassin’s touch into the mix is what jolts Kick-Ass into another gear and separates it from every previous superhero movie. You may have seen Peter Parker trade in his glasses for red and blue tights, but you have never seen a pair of teenage boys cruising the street while dressed in superhero garb and smoking a joint.
Sound funny? Then Kick-Ass is calling your name.
My take from an entertainment point of view, 4.5 out 5 stars. Torontonians will get a kick out of seeing Yonge and Richmond Street West in the film. This movie will have you laughing out loud at certain times and also cheering for the heroes, especially Hit-Girl and the way she delivers justice to the evil doers in the city.
Kick-Ass (2010) is Directed by Stardust’s Matthew Vaughn.
In theatres Friday, April 16.
I read Lewis Carroll’s ‘Alice in Wonderland’ growing up as a child. Next to the over-praised Harry Potter books, many would say Alice is hands-down the greatest children’s story ever written. Add to the equation the dark and quirky-minded Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway and leading lady, Aussie ‘It’ Girl, Mia Wasikowska, it should go without saying then that this film is an irresistible invitation to pass up.
Headlining an all-star ensemble including Jessica Alba, Jamie Foxx, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher and Julia Roberts just to name a few, the cast comes together and follows the intertwining story lines of a diverse group for a spin around L.A. on Valentine’s Day.



